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ScienceDaily (Feb. 6, 2007) — Video games that contain high levels of action, such as Unreal Tournament, can actually improve your vision.

Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself ~~"Lillian, you should have remained a virgin." -- Lillian Carter (mother of Jimmy Carter)

I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalog: "No good in a bed, but fine against a wall." -- Eleanor Roosevelt

Last week, I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister, and now wish to withdraw that statement. --

sourcejunky.com has came up with an interesting article for gamers who wants to go pro in what should you watch out for in your everyday diet to be always in tip-top shape for any compeitions.

有一天，一位阿伯聽說麥當勞的東西很有名，便起了個大早，到麥當勞去吃早餐，
負責點餐的工讀生小妹問：「請問這位先生需要什麼？」
阿伯道：「給我一個滿福堡！」
小妹又問：「先生。你要加蛋嗎？」
阿伯道：「好呀！」
小妹說：「加蛋要多十塊喔！」
阿伯很驚訝地道：「『這等』要多十塊喔？那安內，我到外口等好了--」台語） !

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阿伯吃過早餐，騎著他的機車，到銀行辦事。到了銀行，阿伯安全帽、口罩也不脫，便急著走進去。
銀行的警衛看到阿伯的裝扮，走上前攔住他，問：「阿伯，你要辦什麼事？」
阿伯說台語：「哇昧來領提款卡啦！」
警衛很客氣，也試著說台語：「領提款卡在那邊櫃檯，不過，你安全帽要脫下